June 3, 2007

• Today.....

  AKA Only at Rescue Atlanta

  AKA Tooooo much information (I'll try to keep it PG)

  Let me also say that I have the utmost respect for childbearing women.

  If I told you everything about my day you would not believe me. It involved police, angry people, getting cussed out for not giving someone shoes and a pice of candy, carrying a screaming, kicking, punching kid across the street, and an ambulance. Ok there was really more than that, but like I said you wouldn't believe me......

  • 911: How old is the female?
  • Johnny: 18
  • 911: Is she conscious?
  • Johnny: Yes
  • 911: Is she breathing normal?
  • Johnny: It is somewhat labored, like she just finished running.
  • 911: Is she squirting or flowing?
  • Johnny: Umm.....

     Mary- "See what happens when they have a baby is they don't massage the...." Ok I think I will depart from this conversation now.

     Could you ever imagine church could be so imformative?

  • 5:14 pm
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